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Clap your glands stomp your bones
Welcome to our mobile home
Meet the clan, Gramps and Nan
Charity, Larceny and Teen-age Dan
And Baby Boo, barely two
We made him out of old inner tubes and airplane glue
And I'll be fine
If I can just get out of this housedress
Dan shoots Nan while practisin
To be a famous as-sas-sin
Cousin Ben, very Zen,
Is hanging from the shower head again
'Til his brains run down the drain
We better get this home on the road a-gain
And I'll be fine
If I can just get out of this medicine chest
Honk your horn, blink your lights
We're just a bad dream passing on the right
Sunday radio nothing but religion
Good enough to wrap fish heads in
Who art in heaven, and who cares
Some people will do anything to get anywheres
And I'll be fine
If I can just get myself a screen test
-------- Music & Lyrics © 1975 Sarah Kernochan
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